Comey Suicide Note – Many have asked what exactly what was in those 650,000 emails found on the laptop shared by Hillary’s top aid Huma Abedin and her disgraced husband Anthony Weiner? And how did FBI Director Comey and his staff review over 650,000 emails in a little over a week? There was obviously something very big in those emails for Comey to reverse himself yet again and announce that the emails revealed nothing new that would lead a reasonable prosecutor to indict Hillary Clinton. Truth is that Comey’s email review stopped as soon as he found one email — his suicide note carefully prepared by Hillary Clinton and ready for processing.
Antoine Dodson – Run and Tell that, Homeboy!
Here’s a funny video classic. Antoine Dodson, local hero, rails against the Bedroom Intruder.
President Obama states his position on beheading: “I’ll be heading to the golf course”.
New York City public union workers demonstrate maximum efficiency in keeping the subway station floors clean. At least 13 unionized MTA employees make sure the job is done right.
Russian strongman Vladimir Putin spent his Wednesday annexing Crimea, in what is widely regarded as the most serious act of international aggression since the Cold War. At the same time, President Obama spent his Wednesday picking his March Madness Bracket.
President Obama issued this response to Putin’s invasion of Ukraine and seizure of territory from a neighboring sovereign state: “Go Michigan State!”
Pulling out all the stops, the White House brings in its latest Obamacare spokesman.
Obama Castro Handshake – Throughout his Presidency, President Obama has had a problem with the hot mic. We all remember when President Obama got caught on a hot mic promising Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev all kinds of goodies once Mr. Obama was no longer running for reelection.
Here’s the latest example of Mr. Obama being caught with a live mic — this latest instance during a morning handshake between President Obama and Cuban dictator Raul Castro recorded at the Nelson Mandela funeral in South Africa. The highly sensitive microphones were able to pick up what was said between the two leaders. Through the miracle of modern technology, we have been able to superimpose computerized captions that print the actual words spoken by Messrs Obama and Castro.
Each of our nation’s Presidents has derived leadership inspiration from an historical or spiritual leader or an important presence in their lives. During times of crisis, former U.S. Presidents have described how they looked for inspiration from such great figures as George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, John F. Kennedy, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan, and Ghandi.
In a sneak preview of his Presidential memoirs, President Obama has revealed who has inspired his leadership style — as evident in how he responded to the disastrous launch of the Obamacare website, the IRS’s targeting of conservative Americans, the administration’s wiretapping of Associated Press and Fox News reporters, the administration’s “Fast and Furious” arming of Mexican druglords, the NSA’s mass collection of U.S. citizens’ emails, and the government’s wiretapping of our allies’ cellphones: “I wasn’t involved. I found out about it when I read about it in the newspaper.”
The answer is Sergeant Schultz who while not known as a great golfer, is the person to whom President Obama has looked for inspiration during times of crisis. “I know nothing …”
It was clear to most observers that Presidents Obama and Putin had different things on their minds at the recent G-8 Summit in Ireland. While Russia’s President Putin was thinking about next steps in his master plan to re-assert Soviet hegemony and world domination, President Obama continues to be distracted from attending to his duties as leader of the free world. Here’s a photo from the summit, with what Putin and Obama were saying as overheard by our highly sensitive microphones.
Presidents Obama and Putin have a lot in common – Based on the chilly interaction between Presidents Obama and Putin at the G-8 summit in Ireland, one might think that the two men do not like each other. Well, in fact, the two leaders really hit it off at the summit and became life-long friends, once they found that they have a lot in common. Here is the moment when Putin and Obama discovered that they share a number of hobbies and interests.
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Secretary Rodman? Hillary Clinton, John Kerry and now Dennis Rodman? The Obama administration has had some terrible cabinet appointments. Eric Holder, Lisa Jackson, Steven Chu, Jack Lew, Chuck Hagel — the list of political hacks and incompetents goes on and on. At the State Department, first came Hillary Clinton and now John Kerry — the result was the Benghazi disaster. In early March, the State Department named a world-famous Egyptian anti-Semite for a “Women of Courage” award. Continuing his administration’s tradition of incompetents running the State Department, President Obama auditions noted imbecile Dennis Rodman as the next Secretary of State by sending him off to North Korea. Here are some scenes from Mr. Rodman’s visit with the Communist nation’s Not-so-Great Leader.
Showing us all how much he loves the Second Amendment, Mr. Obama fires away in this carefully staged White House photo. No one apparently told the avid sportsman that the gun is aimed upwards in skeet or trap. But he wasn’t firing at a clay pigeon. President Obama was aiming at his favorite target – jobs and the economy.
FunnyPages.org received an advance copy of an ad President Obama will be running for Louisville Slugger baseball bats.
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Since our nation’s founding, our Presidents have sought to inspire in all Americans the desire to do great things. Here are some words of inspiration from our nation’s Commander-in-Chief:
The Occupy Wall Street protestors claim to represent 99% of all Americans. However, most Americans do not spend their working days slumming in tent cities or clashing with police, but instead actually work for a living or are trying to find a job. So, just where do the OWP protestors come up with this 99% number? The mystery of the 99% has finally been solved. It turns out that the same people who did the math for the 99% calculation also did the spelling for many of the protestors’ signs.
Now it’s official. The iPhone 4S has been named the official phone of Occupy Wall Street. We have noticed the number of iPhones, iPads and other electronic devices being used by the OWS protestors. For sure, protesting capitalism while you huddle in your $179 North Face sleeping bag inside your $199 REI tent is made much easier with a $399 iPhone 4S or $599 iPad2 (throw in some $499 Shure sound isolating earphones to make the Occupy Wall Street experience complete). Well, it seems that Apple has noticed its products’ popularity with the OWS protestors as well. And now it’s official. The iPhone S4 has been named the official phone of the Occupy Wall Street movement.
In the 1930s and 1940s we had the Frankenstein monster. We were terrified.
Then in the 1950s we got The Mole People. Mole People!!! We recoiled in horror.
Then in 1978 we got Halloween and Michael Myers. We were scared out of our skins.
Then in the 1980s we got Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street. This was too much for the heart to take.
Then in the 1990s we got Scream. This was it. We could not be any more scared.
That is until 2008 when we got the most horrible, the most terrible, the most blood-curdling horror of all.
AP – Missing Persons Report filed. A remote village in Kenya has filed an international missing persons report.
The Obama administration has revealed its plan to pay for Obamacare, the Stimulus, the “Jobs Act”, and other spending programs. Initial details are sketchy, but early reports indicate that financing the Obama administration’s spending plans will be based on the Zimbabwe model. Many of the President’s top advisers acquired their business knowledge in the finance ministry of Zimbabwe, which has served as a model for this administration’s economic policies. Here is a photo of the Zimbabwe currency which will be a model for the new U.S $100 trillion bill, featuring President Obama’s photo.
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