Finally, we were able to locate an appropriate comparison between what we were promised in Hope and Change and what we got. Next time, hire a professional.
The Occupy Wall Street protestors claim to represent 99% of all Americans. However, most Americans do not spend their working days slumming in tent cities or clashing with police, but instead actually work for a living or are trying to find a job. So, just where do the OWP protestors come up with this 99% number? The mystery of the 99% has finally been solved. It turns out that the same people who did the math for the 99% calculation also did the spelling for many of the protestors’ signs.
Now it’s official. The iPhone 4S has been named the official phone of Occupy Wall Street. We have noticed the number of iPhones, iPads and other electronic devices being used by the OWS protestors. For sure, protesting capitalism while you huddle in your $179 North Face sleeping bag inside your $199 REI tent is made much easier with a $399 iPhone 4S or $599 iPad2 (throw in some $499 Shure sound isolating earphones to make the Occupy Wall Street experience complete). Well, it seems that Apple has noticed its products’ popularity with the OWS protestors as well. And now it’s official. The iPhone S4 has been named the official phone of the Occupy Wall Street movement.
Occupy Wall Street Protest – Recent college grad spotted at Occupy Wall Street protest.
In the 1930s and 1940s we had the Frankenstein monster. We were terrified.
Then in the 1950s we got The Mole People. Mole People!!! We recoiled in horror.
Then in 1978 we got Halloween and Michael Myers. We were scared out of our skins.
Then in the 1980s we got Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street. This was too much for the heart to take.
Then in the 1990s we got Scream. This was it. We could not be any more scared.
That is until 2008 when we got the most horrible, the most terrible, the most blood-curdling horror of all.
AP – Missing Persons Report filed. A remote village in Kenya has filed an international missing persons report.
The Obama administration has revealed its plan to pay for Obamacare, the Stimulus, the “Jobs Act”, and other spending programs. Initial details are sketchy, but early reports indicate that financing the Obama administration’s spending plans will be based on the Zimbabwe model. Many of the President’s top advisers acquired their business knowledge in the finance ministry of Zimbabwe, which has served as a model for this administration’s economic policies. Here is a photo of the Zimbabwe currency which will be a model for the new U.S $100 trillion bill, featuring President Obama’s photo.
The Obama Economy. What me worry?
